10:49pm

For the record, Seamus is still wide awake. I'm not talking just sitting here chilling. I'm talking like just had a pot of coffee awake. That nap at school can be evil.

What's he doing, you ask?

1.) Telling me the names of every kid in is class. And not like in a list. One by one. "Michael is in my class, Mommy." "Emma is in my class, Mommy." "Sophia is in my class, Mommy." And so on.

2.) Shoving his feet in my face. "Stinky feet, Mommy? Stinky feet? Eeeew!"

3.) Showing me every single boo boo he has. And believe me, let's hope Child Protective Services doesn't get a look at this kid's legs.

4.) Singing his version of the national anthem. It's missing a lot of the words, but you can figure it out.

5.) Begging for meeeeeeelk. (Milk. I finally gave him to shut him up.)

6.) Telling me over and over how "JoJo's Daddy was on the tractor. I wanna go on tractor." (Live it up, kiddo...someone needs to cut the lawn!)

7.) Showing me his belly button and pushing his stomach in. Over and over. Then complaining "my belly hurt." Well, dur!

I'm tired...why isn't he?!