What is life like with all boys?

Here is one example. I hear a loud fart. I mean loud. I am pretty sure of the source: Colin. 90% of the time, it's him. Both by accident and on purpose. Kid's got talent. BUT. But but but. When I ask who did it? Three hands shoot up. They all try to take credit for it. Why? Why so proud about gas? Why lie about it? I may never understand...