Actual Dinner Conversation

Aidan: I know a lot about a lot, Mom.
Me: Oh yeah, like what?
Aidan: Like about the Abominable Snowman!
Colin: Oh, yeah - me too! I know all about him. I've met him.
Aidan: Colin, you are such a liar. You did not.
Colin: No really. 2 Christmases ago, I went to see him in Alaska. Because, you know, it's cold there. So I invented a jet pack to fly there and I went and I kicked him in the head, then in the stomach and then in the weiner.
Seamus: Weiner? I have a weiner!
Aidan: Colin, you did not.
Colin: No, really Aidan. I did. And I left the jet pack there. And then 2 years later a big black bear was in the woods and he found it and came to visit me in Windham. Really.
Aidan: Really? Can I come next time?