Seamus: Mommy, I poop on you.
Me: Seamus, we don't say that.
Seamus: Mommy, I pee on you.
Me; Seamus, we don't say that!
Seamus: Mommy, I fart on you?
Me: No, no no - we don't say any of that.
Seamus: Why, Mommy? Why? You have pee-pee, Mommy? I have pee-pee. Aidan has pee-pee, Colin has pee-pee....
I tune him out at this point. How do you convince a 2 year old not to talk this way?!
3 comments:
Stop Trying! He is a boy soon to be man and mine and my kids constantly see how has farted more than the other..It is awful...
We told C that bathroom talk belongs in the bathroom, so if she continues we send her in there alone to get it out of her system. (no pun intended!) It only took 3 trips to stop her.
do you have any idea the damage Seamus could do alone in a bathroom?!?! :)
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