Why didn't I think of that?

Colin’s class earned the right to ‘beach party’ day due to ongoing good behavior. I was working with Colin last night to brainstorm what he wanted to wear to school for this today. I’m throwing ideas out there about bathing suits, goggles, sunglasses…you know, things that you need when you’re around water. Colin had other ideas. He thought – water. Oh, ok. How about a tuxedo and a life jacket. Hmm. Wonder why.