Collie Stinkypants

You've heard of Spongebob Squarepants? You know, he lives in a pineapple under the sea? Yeah, well I have Collie Stinkypants. He wears the same pair of underwear for 4 days.

They look like this:

Because they're so...yellow...I finally realized I saw them on Colin 2 days in a row. When I called him on this, he said, and I quote:

"Yeah. Actually? This is my 4th day."

Ew ew ew.

Colin? He fell on the floor laughing and swore he was wearing them tomorrow too.