What kind of party was this?

We had a block party on Sunday. The boys could not grasp this concept.

"Well, whose birthday is it?"
"I don't understand - it's not at anyone's house - it's in the driveway?"
"If the party starts near Cali and JoJo's driveway...when does it move to our house?"

The confusion was brought to a whole new level on Monday when Colin wrote his "Weekend News" at school. And to think, there wasn't even a DJ!